Lambdagod: Phil o Zoophily : Nature of Religious Hierarchy

We are together once again for another discussion. I promise that this one is going to suck as the last one.

Can't start without the firing bridage, mate.

Hi, Phil. There's something wrong with your face.

What? I'm smiling.

It looks like a truck ran over you.

Fine. What are we talking about today?

I woke up and got pissed at some religious dudes fucking up the world for their own gain.

Oh, I see. You got mad because the corruption of information and the suffering of innoce...

No, I got pissed because some piss poor ideology makes shit tons of money while I sit here on my ass.

That's what I like about you, no alturistic bullshit, direct and evil as always.

Let's get started, hit em up with the diagram Phil!

Take this, cocksuckers!

Oh shit!

Good job, dumbass. And you called them cocksuckers too.

So what?

Now they're gonna get angry and don't read the post.

Do they even read it in the first place?

Probably not.

Thanks to Phil we broke the first diagram so here is a new one.

The religious people come in four different castes and this is true for almost all religions.

First of we have the Sincerely Stupid:

These are the people that really believe in the magical mumbo jumbo of their religions. No they don't trace a logic train into their beliefs, they come across these magical ideas and just accept them.
To be fair most of these people are granted their faith from young age, and we all know that everything looks awesome when you are a kid. I am currently negotiating a deal with lucifer to grant me soul-vampire powers so that I can become a kid once again by eating the meat of young children.

Not gonna happen, Lambda.

Hi, Luci. What do you mean by that?

I won't let you hurt little children, the deal is off.

Well, lesser of two evils I guess.

Sincerely stupid also never leave their idea garden and never actually going to learn what the other religions are all about.
If they are muslim, they will claim that christians drink the blood of little children in their sunday prayers.
If they are christian, same thing vice versa.
In one such instance I came across the religious news reporter reported that Gangnam Style is a satanistic christian buddhist ateist child-sacrificing deamon ritual dance.
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I'm not making that up.
They will be hearing these things about other religions and without knowing what they actually are just gonna put words together to make sentences.
Sincerely Stupid involves, old people, idiots, people who are not be able to travel widely(ie indian villagers).
And even though they are given the chance to read these materials and expend their theological knowledge base, they just won't do it. They are content with Facebook and don't bother reading two minute article on what this Buddhist crap is about on Wiki.
These people are the easiest to manipulate, they are dependent on higher castes of their religion to maintain an ignorant bliss of a life.
Sincerely Stupid are the most numerous of the religious castes. Let's make a bullshit estimation and say...60%-70%. This also increases depending on the education system or more precisely, the lack of an education system.

Pragmatist Believer:

Out of all these castes, the Pragmatist Believers are those I despise the most. They have slightly more intellect than the Sincerely Stupid and able to manipulate their religious ideas to suit their own needs.
As you all know, any psychological idea can be shaped and moulded into other ideas that suit you better. That's what the modern psychologists do, they shape your reasoning in a pragmatic way so that you stop crying about every minor thing that happened to you.
These people do it automatically, if some religious rule doesn't suit their current profits they just change it.
They will claim that it was written in the cryptic holy texts, "...and then St. Xavier approved that I can sell drugs because it was made by God...".
These people have no honour or anything, they just change the religion to their needs. And these people are one of the main driving force being religious evolution, since the rewritten even the holy text or the saying of their God to their needs.
I really can't give any specific examples on these people since they're integrated into the society and I can't even deduce their numbers, but I think they are less in numbers compared to the Sincerely Stupid.
Pragmatist Believers are more educated than their Sincere counterparts. If you educate a religious society you increase the numbers of Pragmatist. Because these people saw the wider world and decided to work their profits into it.

Mass Controller:

Ahh, my favourite people. This caste is in direct relation to the public, they work both with the Sincere and Pragmatists. They usually get money from the Sincere and work with Pragmatist to make that money. Most of the time they work as bosses to the Pragmatists, organizing the money maker rituals and everything.
Contemporary spirit-healers are an awesome example of these people.
If we had to make a christian analogy on this...let me think.
Church goers are the sincerely stupid mixing with the pragmatist believers. Pragmatist Believers are there to get power from the people.
Priest is a hybrid of mass controller and pragmatist believer.
A cardinal would be a mass controller since he has little direct contact with the mass.
Pope would be the Master of the Religion, embodying both the power and influence.
There is not much more to say about Mass Controllers, you've seen these guys around. The cool thing about them is they blend their con-job rituals in sort of an arty show, which spells magic all the way. I really have a boner for these guys, thinking that you can earn such money with just doing what you like. Well, that's art as far as I'm concerned.

Master of the Religion:

The main difference between these and the Mass Controllers is that a Master embodies not only the monetary power but also the influencial power. They embody all aspect of religious power, money, influence, political power, militaristic power and so forth.
Example of these are; Popes, Caliphates, Persian God-Kings, Pharaohs etc.
I would kill two children to become as strong as these guys but no such chance.